Horrible Pop-Tart Crimes. Yes, the breakfast treat.

Oh, what times are these when Pop-Tarts are victimized and used — USED, I say — in ways UNACCEPTABLE to the average, decent man.

Is it too much to ask, you crazy miscreants, to leave the breakfast treats alone?  Why is this too hard?  We ask the same of Britney Spears – can’t we do the same for mass produced fruit-filled pastries?  Heck, Pop-Tarts don’t even NEED to wear underwear, unlike Ms. Spears, who obviously has a panty issue.


But, I digress.


Really, though, is it too much to ask?


Oh, the humanity.


I weep.