useless meanderings of a braindead interweb tourist
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I’ll be providing fodder to this site soon: http://thereifixedit.com/
Jul 1st
What a great website: http://thereifixedit.com/
Look alikes: Larry King and Monty Burns
Jun 2nd
While on the CNN website, I saw an add for Larry King that made me flinch. He’s C. Montgomery Burns, in the flesh.

Horrible Pop-Tart Crimes. Yes, the breakfast treat.
Apr 6th
Oh, what times are these when Pop-Tarts are victimized and used — USED, I say — in ways UNACCEPTABLE to the average, decent man.
Is it too much to ask, you crazy miscreants, to leave the breakfast treats alone? Why is this too hard? We ask the same of Britney Spears – can’t we do the same for mass produced fruit-filled pastries? Heck, Pop-Tarts don’t even NEED to wear underwear, unlike Ms. Spears, who obviously has a panty issue.
But, I digress.
Really, though, is it too much to ask?
Oh, the humanity.
I weep.







