Archive for April 6th, 2009
Oh, what times are these when Pop-Tarts are victimized and used — USED, I say — in ways UNACCEPTABLE to the average, decent man.
Is it too much to ask, you crazy miscreants, to leave the breakfast treats alone? Why is this too hard? We ask the same of Britney Spears – can’t we do the same for mass produced fruit-filled pastries? Heck, Pop-Tarts don’t even NEED to wear underwear, unlike Ms. Spears, who obviously has a panty issue.
But, I digress.
Really, though, is it too much to ask?
Oh, the humanity.
Sophie Tucker was lost at sea about 4 months ago. She was given up for dead.
She’s been living on a deserted island, eating feral goats. Quite remarkable, even considering that Sophie is a dog.
Link to the full story. And a pic of the dog.
This is weirding me out. That whole bendy lady thing gives me the willies.